try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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