dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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