Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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