I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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