that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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