ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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