ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
kristin has been a bad kristin
where does the pee come out of this thing
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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