who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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