I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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