What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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