She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
my shit smells like andre
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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