Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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