Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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