At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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