her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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