How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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