I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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