Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I could fuck to npr.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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