But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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