so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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