Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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