Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
