You're so nebulous sometimes
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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