maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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