I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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