If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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