I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Randomize
