Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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