I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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