I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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