You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Girls should come with a carfax report
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
