just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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