Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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