her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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