I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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