Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
