Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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