you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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