I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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