Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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