i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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