There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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