His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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