Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Say something about gay babies.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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