I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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