all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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