I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
