Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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