Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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