Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
