I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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