so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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