sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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