you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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