No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm always down for nudity.
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